Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- P.J. O’Rourke
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.
- Anatole France